Things I Have Learned in the Past 24 Hours

• It is possible to do the Charleston (or at least a modern approximation of it) to Drum and Bass music.
  
• Sometimes, another guy will buy you a drink for no other reason than the fact that he likes your hat
• Even if you don't actually have a job just yet, walking around downtown Seattle in a suit makes you look and feel important
• I am actually capable of city driving without bursting into flames
• I need a more fuel-efficient car
  
• I can, apparently, type fifty words per minute
• Microsoft Office can do a lot more than what I already knew it could
• How to tie a necktie