Vignettes of Absurdity: Royale With Cheese

Dorothy: Hey Joan, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Joan: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Dorothy: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Joan: Then what do they call it?

Dorothy: They call it a Royale with cheese.

Joan: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

Dorothy: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

Joan: Le Big-Mac. Heh. What do they call a Whopper?

Dorothy: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.